Do you ever find yourself out in public, and you notice someone who looks semi-famous? Not actually semi-famous themselves, but who looks like someone else who's semi-famous? Someone else just notorious enough to be recognized by a good, say, third of the street-walking (no, not just that kind) public? I'll bet you do. And do you also, sometimes, when you see such a person, secretly hope they'll do something public and doltish, providing you with an opportunity to turn and reprimand them in the style of, hmm, oh, "Hey, nice job knocking that old lady over, Guy from Mars Volta?"

You don't? Oh, hmm.